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Saturday, October 15, 2005

Bad Jew! No brisket!

Reason #348 why I am a Very Bad Jew:
On Yom Kippur Eve I had not one but two naughty dreams. And neither of them involved a nice Jewish boy. Even a not-nice Jewish boy. So much for fasting causing me to think above corporeal matters.

Reason #361: Technically I broke fast with ice cream, but my first actual meal involved both mixing milk and meat and prosciutto, which is way not kosher. But it was very yummy.

In other news...the New Pornographers show was really good. They had excellent stage banter. And then McGlinchey's after...because where else can one get $1.85 Lager in this city? And the shots were somehow less than $3. Sometimes I really love Philadelphia.

psst Canadian: how do I obtain said candy from you?


Anonymous canadian said...

said me an e-mail and we will figure something out

and just so you don't feel so bad I broke my fast with a turkey BLT with cheese....mmmmm bacon

8:11 PM  
Blogger Asher said...

eating the kid in its mother's milk makes mommy cow in heaven bawl. and the baby jesus cry.

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No matza for you. Fuckin jew.

12:29 PM  

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