Full Disclosure

Some things I think should be disclosed pre-nudity:
-That you have a girlfriend
-That you're a Republican
-That not only did you vote for Bush (twice!) you also voted for Perot
-That you've been to jail...for tagging
-That you have, in fact, smoked crack

Something I never, ever want to hear in bed:
"I'm really really into anal"
"Giving or receiving?"
"Receiving?! I'm not gay!"

I've taken to screening my calls. Obviously.